Now, who is willing to pay for Giraffe P****?

Can you say SC governor?

Boy, boy, boy what men won't do for some coochie! Damn shame that he hid out, lied like a dog, got the FBI involved...and in the end still had to admit he was just having a routine affair. LOL. And they say nobody will pay THAT much for it. Ha! Ask the ex-governor of NY, Kobe Bryant, soon-to-be-ex-governor of SC, and the list is much too long to include in the limited space Syd is giving me, but y'all get the picture. LOL. Men can be quite foolish.

Deva- Micheal Phelps/Chris Brown

Wow, what a week! The celebrities are really making themselves look bad right about now. I mean, first Micheal Phelps smoking pot and is crazy enough to allow somebody to get a photo of it (**slap to the back of the head, Mikey!). And then Chris Brown allegedly assaulting Rihanna (**double slap, Chris)? What's going on?

I mean, I will give Chris somewhat of a pass since he's only 19. We all know 19 = out of control hormones/emotions/etc. But Micheal....you know you know better. Where was you publicist when you decided to toke from the bong?

But the kicker? Micheal gets a slap on the wrist while Chris...charges still not proven...the blogs are already throwing him under the bus! Talk about a double standard. White get a second chance; black....damn near the devil...

**sigh**

Deva

**booty dancing**

Our president looks like me!

Ouch! I know you can't stand to even look at his photo, can you Tab? LOL. Good. You feel like I feel whenever I look at you!

You Christian righters may as well get used to the idea you got to be LED by a BLACK man. The first lady is BLACK. Their children are BLACK.

Boo Hoo. All your lobbyist friends are about to be broke according to what the papers say. It's not business as usual on Capitol Hill. He's capping salaries too. No more gravy trains just by association. Everybody gets to actually work for a living...just like us regular folks do. I'm not even mad that's he's gonna cut tax breaks for the rich folks. Afterall, we have more so should give more.

Well, got to celebrate some more so I'm just gonna let you cry over your oatmeal, old man. LOL.

**booty dancing some more**

Deva- I'm not what you think...

Some people should just be quiet and that's all I have to say about that.

Now me. I get the feeling that many of you have gotten the wrong impression about me. Let me be the first to set the doggone record straight. I am NOT a child molester, preyer of underage male flesh or any of those other things Maria Tomahawk accused me of. Her son came on to me. I avoided him, gave him a nice brush off, but did he listen and go on his merry way? NO. Don't fault me. I did my part.

See, I'm basically a down to earth kind of girl. Yes, I like nice things, but I also work my buns off to get them. If you were in my shoes and were given an opportunity of a lifetime, don't tell me you wouldn't jump on it. That's all I did. Took what I thought was an innocent opportunity and worked it to my advantage. So why all this hateration from those who have no clue about me. What you see in the papers isn't me. It what we call publicity folks. OK, I will admit, the Superball thing got out of hand, but that was Jimmy Tomahawk's fault, not mine. I was an innocent bystander just like the rest of America.

Besides, do you really believe I dress like that, wear my hair like that in the comforts of my own home? Like Dolly Parton says, 'if I wear my own hair and no makeup, no one would know me.' Believe that. I am you everyday girl-next-door type who--DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP! You had you say now shut the fuss up! I get so sick and tired of folks thinking they can tell me what to do simply because I've got a uterus. Newsflash: Women have great minds. Ugh! What-ev-er! I'm through with this!