JUAN

Tab

How y'all like your Prez now? Got him on the run like a rabbit getting hunted in the backwoods. Pretty soon...he'll be the one trick pony gone home like he should be. Heck, they shouldnt never have let him in the White House, damn alien national. Can't find a birth certificate, MIGHT have been born overseas...**shaking head** How the hell did this happen?

DEVA

Elizabeth Edwards... **sigh** **shakes head**

John Edwards...**long, loud, room smelling deep gut FART beneath his nose**

Feeling better already...